WhoopAss

 

Big ol’ can of WhoopAss

Cost: $1.99 16 oz

Taste: 5

Power: 7

The good stuff: Ginseng, Caffeine, Guarana

 

 

  I had heard a lot about this stuff, but was never able to find it.  About a month ago my wife picked up a can while she was out doing shopping…needless to say I was quite excited.  Again, this is a situation where I had no idea what to expect as far as the flavor goes….unfortunately, I was once again disappointed.

So basically, take a grapefruit and juice it…take the juice, add a dash of sugar to sweeten.  Now, take some crappy kids chewable vitamins (think cheap Flintstones knock offs) grind them up and add to the mixture above.  Now, carbonate and BAM, WhoopAss….Big Ol’ can of WhoopAss to be exact…or maybe more accurately, Big Ol’ can of ass.  There is no Whoop to be found here.  Aside from the crappy flavor, there is a very sharp harshness to it that luckily enough, backs down the more you drink.  By the time you get to the bottom of the can the tolerability of WhoopAss has increased a bit, but never did it reach a point where I thought it was good enough to buy again.

  The power is about what you’d expect, strong enough to wake you up, but nothing new.  Had it given me a real kick, I might have been able to tolerate it a bit more…but to suffer through that flavor only to get about as much energy as I would from a Red bull…well, that just sucks.  Unfortunately, this is just not something I’d recommend.

 

WhoopAss……Well, half of the name describes it right.

 

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